What is so hard about giving a compliment? My neighbor who is round, freakishly tall and has excessive nose hair never has anything nice to say.

I saw the movie "Half Baked" on cable. I thought there would be more potatoes.

What is so relaxing about doing a "downtown facing dog?" Whatever toxins I released I gained right back with the Clorox I used to bleach the sweat stains on my track suit.

Why does the gynecologist bother to knock before entering?

Who needs to be one with nature when there is IMAX.

Tried el "work out" today. I don't know what was harder- trying to touch my toes or trying to avoid watching the ladies in the locker room blow drying their hair naked.